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February 29, 2012

Apa Kata Siri : Ep. 2 : Siri, Tell Me A Joke...a dirty joke!

*From baincardin.com's collection of Siri.

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Me: Siri, tell me a joke.
Siri: Bain, I don't really know any good jokes. None, in fact.
Me: Tell me a dirty joke.

Siri: Sorry Bain, I don't know any dirty jokes in your language. And if I did, I wouldn't be allowed to tell them to you.

LOL! ^_^'

February 28, 2012

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Apa Kata Siri : Ep 1 : Nak Pergi Kerja ke..Tak?

Mulai hari ini, Bain nak buat post a.k.a post collection tentang Siri. Memandangkan application Siri ni bolehlah dikatakan intelligent cara dia menjawab soalan kita, banyak bentuk soalan yang boleh kita tanya kat Cik Siri ni. As a serious matter or even a joke, Cik Siri ni memang sentiasa menjawab soalan yang kita ajukan kepada dia dengan penuh kesabaran. ^_^'

Bain mulakan dengan "Apa Kata Siri" Episode 1 : Nak Pergi Kerja ke.. Tak?

Enjoy! ;)

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Me: Siri, do you think that I should go to work tomorrow?
Siri: I'm sorry, Bain. I'm afraid I can't answer that.

Me: Siri, should I go to work tomorrow?
Siri: Consider your alternatives.

Me: Siri, please tell me, should I go to work tomorrow?
Siri: I'm sure I don't know Bain.

Me: Siri, do you think it's good for me to go to work tomorrow?
Siri: It's nice of you to ask, Bain, but it doesn't really matter what I think.

Me: Siri, I don't want to go to work tomorrow.
Siri: I thought not.
Me: Why?
Siri: Good question. Anything else I can do for you?
Me: I don't want to go to work tomorrow!
Siri: You don't?
Me: Yes.
Siri: That's what I figured.