There are some things to consider before you go boating:-
* When launching a boat, always back the boat into the water. Pulling the boat into the water can really mess up your carburetor.
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* Always stay at least five boat-lengths behind the whale in front of you. ^_^
* When launching a boat, always back the boat into the water. Pulling the boat into the water can really mess up your carburetor.
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* Always stay at least five boat-lengths behind the whale in front of you. ^_^
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* While sinking to the bottom of a lake or ocean, screaming does not help. .>_<.
* While sinking to the bottom of a lake or ocean, screaming does not help. .>_<.
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* When boating, always wear a swimsuit with suspenders. This makes it easier on the guys with the grappling hook when they're trying to retrieve your body. >_<
* When boating, always wear a swimsuit with suspenders. This makes it easier on the guys with the grappling hook when they're trying to retrieve your body. >_<
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* Drowning can cause severe shortness of breath. And you don't even want to think about what it does to your complexion. ^II^
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* Always wear a life jacket in case you fall overboard. Also, it's a good idea to take along something to read, in case you're swallowed by a whale. ^O^
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* Boating while intoxicated is not illegal in some states, but it's stupid in all of them. Haha! ;)
* Boating while intoxicated is not illegal in some states, but it's stupid in all of them. Haha! ;)
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